You Brush Your Teeth With Your Grandpa's Back Scratcher Lyrics
Verse 1
Do you know where your toothbrush has been?
It's been in your mouth and it's been on your chin.
But what if I told you something that's true?
That your toothbrush might not belong to you.
Chorus
You brush your teeth with your grandpa's back scratcher.
You don't believe me, but it's a disaster.
You think it's funny, but it's not a laughing matter.
You brush your teeth with your grandpa's back scratcher.
Verse 2
Grandpa's back scratcher has been around.
It's been on his back and it's been on the ground.
It's been in his hands and it's been in his hair.
It's been in places that don't seem fair.
Chorus
You brush your teeth with your grandpa's back scratcher.
You don't believe me, but it's a disaster.
You think it's funny, but it's not a laughing matter.
You brush your teeth with your grandpa's back scratcher.
Verse 3
It's time to get a toothbrush of your own.
One that's clean and one that's never been shown.
One that's new and one that's fresh.
One that's not grandpa's back scratcher, I confess.
Chorus
You brush your teeth with your grandpa's back scratcher.
You don't believe me, but it's a disaster.
You think it's funny, but it's not a laughing matter.
You brush your teeth with your grandpa's back scratcher.
Conclusion
It's time to take care of your teeth.
And that starts with a toothbrush that's neat.
So throw away grandpa's back scratcher,
And get a toothbrush that will be your catcher.